The Face of Evil Slickness

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This is me, in my natural incarnation.

You might wonder why I've chose the name EvilMister, and it's really, really simple.

One day, someone asked me what brings me joy, and I answered, quite glibly (this question had already made the rounds of everyone else standing around the counter at Kinko's while we pretended to work ... I was the assistant manager on duty, so there was no worries) 'Other people's misery'.

This might seem wrong, perhaps even callous, but it's true for roughly ninety percent of the population. Think about it. If YOU are having a shitty day, and someone else drops their cup of coffee/donut/homework, you're day gets better. I bet you a hundred bucks the Pope laughs his ass off every time a priest gets in trouble for boning one of his angelically voiced cherubs. And then he has someone wipe the drool from his chin and they hop in the Popemobile and cruise down to local McDonalds. It could happen.

The person asking the question responded "You're Evil, Mister"

And so I was born, a wolf amongst sheep, pretending to be a sheep.