Conversations at Work

I came into this conversation part of the way through, but was compelled to leap right in ...

SculleryMaid: .... pud ....

EvilMister: Did someone just say pud?

JuniorHumper: What the fuck's a pud?

EvilMister: 's part of the wang. (I indicate my wang area for visual accuracy) You know, short for pudenda.

ForkMan, SculleryMaid: (laughs)

JuniorHumper: What part of the wang?

EvilMister: I dunno, man, 's either the twig or the berries. You know, colonel and two soldiers...

Bookie: (in the change room) FRANK AND BEANS! FRANK AND BEANS!

ForkMan, SculleryMaid: (laughs harder)

EvilMister: (on my way out door, to ForkMan) We are a bunch of fucking grownups, eh?

ForkMan: No shit!

We all laaaaugh and laaaaaugh and laaaaaugh at work.